Just seen the BEST THING EVA

I was in the car and in the distance I spot a kid bombing it down the pavement on his bike. I get closer and realise this kid is tiny. Like half the size of my youngest. He’s also on the smallest bike I’ve ever seen and has no stabilizers (see previous blog post for stabilizer fuelled fun). He stops to cross the road just as I drive past him. It is at this point our eyes meet and he gets the full change in my expression from “Look at that small kid on his small bike” to “OMG LOOK A DWARF ON DWARF BIKE!!!”

Just remember kids – Retarded Midgets, they’re not big and they’re not clever.